The Collection

Perfect for signing things you didn't read.  Writes in black, disappears in grey. Properties •...

For meetings you'll forget, notes you'll misplace, and ideas that never needed writing down. Includes...

Compliant with every norm: Lights the desk, the ceiling but still can't brighten the mood...

Makes sure to keep your head up high. More flexible than the deadline for submitting...

It guides.It contains.It says nothing. A model employee.Specifications Length: 1340 mm Fits 18 x 7...

Essential storage for important documents such as; unpaid bills and tax documents.  Can also be...

Lose yourself in its monotonous song to speed things up between 4:59pm and 5pm. A Boring...

The Duo Desk looks like a romance. Two singles drawn into one frame, until HR...

Not new, but renewed.Refurbished frame, old Vescom seat.A limited edition made from whatever was left...

Play 'Pin the Tail on the Donkey' using tiny USB-C cables blindfolded. The loser will...

A long, flat solution to things we refuse to deal with properly The Boring Cable...

Ideal for switching between working, pretending to work, and staring into the void at an...

High Upholstered Cabinet Or, as we like to call it, the spying cabinet. An office...

The ultimate office hiding spot. The perfect hiding spot to waste time scrolling Instagram, brushing...

The ultimate document hiding spot. Not only will this cabinet match your other furniture perfectly,...

Store snacks, secrets, and overdue reports.All in service of the illusion of a clean desk....

Ideal for switching between working, pretending to work, and staring into the void at an...

For when you want change—but only the kind you can measure in millimeters and manage...

A desk that adjusts to you.Too bad the rest of the company doesn’t.Specifications Materials: powder...

Idyllic memories are as rare as the paid time off you'll get this year, they...

Technically a backup. Realistically a decoy for when the real crisis hits. This spare toilet paper...

Also works for badges, lanyards, and existential dread.   Description Boring Towel Holders come with...

Keeps paper within reach. Which is more than you can say for IT support. Description...

For cleaning up what others left behind. Works in bathrooms and management. Description The Boring...

It's not about your shirt, put all the attention to yourself. Specifications Regular fit 100%...

Superheroes usually come in pairs. This set comes with three.The tape holds it. The stapler...

Made for waiting, listening and nodding, occasionally. Comfortable enough to stay polite. Unremarkable enough to...

Known for its breathability, its ergonomic and not being a statement piece. Appreciated during long...

Known for its colourlessness.Respected for its compliance.Celebrated by no one in particular. Not to mention,...

These lightweight black-ink refills extend the life of your Boring Pen far beyond your motivation...

Helps you concentrate.Or at least pretend to, with fewer witnesses.Specifications Materials: Upholtsered Acoustic Panel with...